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A Tale of Two Faces

A Tale of Two Faces

Chapter Nine: “Draw Me Like One of Your French Jaws”

(I’ve been waiting to make that joke forever…)

3 min readFeb 17, 2022

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Chapter Nine: “Draw Me Like One of Your French Jaws”

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A Tale of Two Faces

Chapter Eight: “Did I say two surgeries? I meant three… wait… four…”

More or less every week, since I started this endeavor / fool’s errand / totally ridiculous series of events (delete as applicable) I have…

3 min readFeb 11, 2022

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Chapter Seven: “I am Sam’s Sense of Self aka The Fight Club Interlude”

“If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?” — Chuck Palahniuk

3 min readFeb 3, 2022

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Chapter Six: “You people are a bunch of degenerates”

AKA This AMA got real weird, real fast.

7 min readJan 27, 2022

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Chapter Five: “Whatever you do, don’t ever look at your own profile in the mirror. Trust me”

Can’t believe it took me this long to use a Bane GIF

4 min readJan 20, 2022

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Chapter Four: “Apparently I’ve been swallowing wrong my entire life”

(Insert your own joke there)

5 min readJan 13, 2022

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Chapter Three: “Two Surgeons, One Nose”

(If you understand the joke reference in that title, you should be ashamed of yourself.)

3 min readJan 7, 2022

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Chapter Two: “It’s not what she said, it’s how she said it”

And so I found myself in the waiting room for Hope Myofunctional Therapy in the Valley. (Valley translation for my English friends: Surrey…

2 min readJan 1, 2022

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Chapter One: “Never Ever Google Anything, Especially When You’re Bored During a Global Pandemic”

So the first piece of information to know about me that’s key to this story is that I have never slept well, since I was about 12 year old…

2 min readDec 24, 2021

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Chapter Zero: “I’m Going to Take My Face… Off”

What the hell is this about?

1 min readDec 24, 2021

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A Tale of Two Faces

A Tale of Two Faces

The simple story of a man living in Los Angeles who discovered that he might need a new face. (Yes, really.) New chapters every Thursday. Start at Chapter Zero!

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