A Tale of Two FacesChapter Nine: “Draw Me Like One of Your French Jaws”(I’ve been waiting to make that joke forever…)3 min read·Feb 17, 2022----
A Tale of Two FacesChapter Eight: “Did I say two surgeries? I meant three… wait… four…”More or less every week, since I started this endeavor / fool’s errand / totally ridiculous series of events (delete as applicable) I have…3 min read·Feb 11, 2022----
A Tale of Two FacesChapter Seven: “I am Sam’s Sense of Self aka The Fight Club Interlude”“If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?” — Chuck Palahniuk3 min read·Feb 3, 2022----
A Tale of Two FacesChapter Six: “You people are a bunch of degenerates”AKA This AMA got real weird, real fast.7 min read·Jan 27, 2022----
A Tale of Two FacesChapter Five: “Whatever you do, don’t ever look at your own profile in the mirror. Trust me”Can’t believe it took me this long to use a Bane GIF4 min read·Jan 20, 2022----
A Tale of Two FacesChapter Four: “Apparently I’ve been swallowing wrong my entire life”(Insert your own joke there)5 min read·Jan 13, 2022--1--1
A Tale of Two FacesChapter Three: “Two Surgeons, One Nose”(If you understand the joke reference in that title, you should be ashamed of yourself.)3 min read·Jan 7, 2022----
A Tale of Two FacesChapter Two: “It’s not what she said, it’s how she said it”And so I found myself in the waiting room for Hope Myofunctional Therapy in the Valley. (Valley translation for my English friends: Surrey…2 min read·Jan 1, 2022--1--1
A Tale of Two FacesChapter One: “Never Ever Google Anything, Especially When You’re Bored During a Global Pandemic”So the first piece of information to know about me that’s key to this story is that I have never slept well, since I was about 12 year old…2 min read·Dec 24, 2021----
A Tale of Two FacesChapter Zero: “I’m Going to Take My Face… Off”What the hell is this about?1 min read·Dec 24, 2021----